my nephews

i went to church with my sisters family.

my five year old nephew said, shayla- lets arm wrestle.

"okay buddy" says i, "but dont cry when you get beat by a girl"

we both put our hands together and i start pushing

ashtain says "shayla, your supposed to push my hand, let me know when your going."

okay- rude- i was actually pushing as hard as i could you little man.

HE is FIVE!!! but let it be said that he is Ashman the StrongMan, so its not a pathetic as it sounds....

haha, this is just a cute side note-- I was at their house the other day and Ashtian comes up and says.

"shayla, i learned how to pump on the swings..." he lifts up his shorts leg real high "... and check thes bay-bah's (baby's) out!" HAHAHAHA, cute

so, i was at work doin my thang....

and was having a conversation with a man. i do not remember this whole conversation, the only thing i remember this part...

man: "it sure turned out to be a nice day after all."

me: "yeah, clear as a bird"

WHAT? what the crap was clear as a bird supposed to mean??

me: "sorry, that doesnt even make sense, ..clear as a bird.."

man: " i think you meant clear as glass"

me: "yeah, like clear as crystal glass"

man: "yeah, that too..."

where i got clear as a bird is beyond me.... they arent even clear.